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some bitch: omg you wore that shirt the other day
me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine

super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

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sethymiles:

I like the look Nicki gives like “yup that bitch”

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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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Other people: Why do you rewatch your TV shows?
Me: I don't understand your question.

yellowbrickrose:

you clever boy

and

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